從我妹那裡知道這兩段超搞笑的熱門影片,上網查了一下,哦,原來它還有始末的呀!第一段是今年1月31號,美國知名脫口秀節目「Jimmy Kimmel Live」中,Jimmy Kimmel那交往多年的女友、同時為喜劇演員的Sarah Silverman為了慶祝該節目開播五週年,送上的一段惡搞短片,一開始,Sarsh對Jimmy說,有一件難以啟齒的事,講到後來,說她有一段影片,直接看影片啦!在這段於旅館房間拍攝的影片裡,Sarah Silverman公然向男友公開她和Matt Damon(麥特戴蒙)的「姦情」最後她還興奮的解釋:他(Matt)是People雜誌票選年度最性感的男人....XDDDD 至於為什麼挑麥特戴蒙,等下會講。

1. Sarah Silverman "I'm F*cking Matt Damon" on Jimmy Kimmel 


不過呢~Jimmy Kimmel也不是好惹的,他在2月24號的節目中,先解釋他跟Matt先前的恩怨只是開玩笑,但他女友顯然跟Matt....XX了.....於是,Jimmy決定復仇!他對Sarah Silverman坦承了自己的外遇,對象還是----男的!!而且正好就是麥特戴蒙的麻吉Ben Affleck(班艾佛列克),不只這樣喔,Jimmy還找來驚人的一大票明星為他助陣,有布萊德比特、羅賓威廉斯、哈里遜福特、卡麥蓉狄亞、喬許葛洛班(彈鋼琴那個).....等等等,真是給足他面子阿!!哈老的車後還寫著:Honk if you're F**King Ben Affleck!(Jimmy狂按喇叭)

2. Jimmy Kimmel is F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt & Sarah 


好,最後就是Jimmy跟Matt兩人的恩仇錄了,話說大概是2006年吧,有一次Jimmy邀請Matt上節目,結果前頭講了一大串,一直說他的節目沒時間了,但仍舊很故意的廢話一堆拖時間,當Matt出場後,Jimmy佯裝抱歉地說:很不幸的,我們完全沒時間了,你能明天晚上再來嗎?Matt當場暴粗口,和Jimmy吵了起來!此外,Jimmy也很常在節目中開Matt的玩笑。

3. Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live - he gets angry as hell


最後,聲明一下,Matt的生氣戲碼是套好的喔,Jimmy也在隔天說了,事先就說好的,所以Matt的演技,嗯,good!

最後最後,有興趣知道歌詞的,第一首歌:

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m sorry but it’s true

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m not imaging it’s you

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you’re drinking diet Snapple

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain’t lying

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon

Sarah最後說,還有什麼不清楚的話,可以打給她的公關,Matt催促,沒時間了~快點結束,這樣兩人才可以去OOXX......


第二首歌:

Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time.
I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon.
I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you.
I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive.
I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…

Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
He’s fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.


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