明明是老 OL 的我最近裝年輕加入了 Facebook. 說實在話那些功能對我而言並不是太有吸引力, 只感覺上是給中學到大學生殺時間交朋友好玩的. 不過本週末心血來潮做了一些心理測驗, 才驚覺這個網站對老人也是絕佳娛樂呀!
先說明那些測驗都很白痴, 答案的選項沒常識爆爛又低級, 不過測出的準確度卻高得令人驚奇, 以我而言應該有 80% 是準的. 大家參考看看唷:
測驗主題: How Bitchy Are You 你有多賤
測驗結果: Bitchyhelly 很賤
Whenever you just need to yell and say to other people something nasty and rude, you just don't have the heart to say something nice...Please go back to yourself, find out something wrong with your brain :)
感想: 哇真是一真見血...
我或許十年前是這樣, 不過現在社會化得非常完整, 而且雖然我是遇賤則賤, 見鬼說鬼話, 但是我對朋友可是很有義氣的呢!
測驗主題: What Is the Darker Side of You? 你性格中的黑暗面
測驗結果: Rage 我是暴君
You get sudden outbursts of anger and get out of control, you become another person and nothing can stand in your way.
感想: 好啦, 我承認遇到白痴時我的脾氣就會變得很差, 突然間生起氣來. 但是我生氣絕對有非常充分的理由, 而且同樣的情況別人遇到也會生氣, 只不過我的氣稍微多一~點~點~~~ 總之我還算很有理性的, 絕不是一個會耍大小姐脾氣或大姨媽來就會發瘋的怪物.
測驗主題: What Fruit Are You 你像哪種水果
測驗結果: I'm Pomegranate 石榴
You are unconventional, unique, and just a little bit tart. you know how to make a lasting impression and often do so with your zest for life.
感想: 嗯... (辭窮) 石榴是一種非常好的水果, 其中含有維他命 ABCDEFGHIJK, 還是非常好的抗氧化劑唷!!
測驗主題: What Celebrity do you look like 你長得像哪位明星
測驗結果: Kristin Kreuk 超人前傳 Smallville 的女主角, 就是她:
感想: 對於這個結果我只能說真是見鬼了~~~
測驗主題: How Much Can You Love Someone 你會為愛付出多少
測驗結果: 37 Degree 似乎不太多
you believe strongly in" every action has an equal and opposite reaction"... thus it results a practical lover
感想: 對於感情, 是, 我很計較. 而且一遇到詭異的狀況, 酸得比誰都快. 但我也是有血有淚, 會主動付出的. 據統計, 我的前男友們最欣賞我的特質就是任勞任怨, 溫柔婉約, 貼心又可人 (喂, 別吐了!) 好啦其實我最被他們欣賞的就是我的異想天開和搞笑功力, 這可是雙子座的特色呢!
測驗主題: How Do Guys Think About You 異性如何看你
測驗結果: Confusing 傷腦筋
they can see that your not sure about alot of things, but they know you can be a great girl once you make a decision.
感想: 如果某位男士不確定我在想什麼, 結果只有二種: 1.他是白痴, 或是 2.他沒有重要到讓我想讓他知道我在想什麼. 所以對我發出訊號感到困擾的人, 別困擾了, 我對你沒意思.
測驗主題: Which X-men Character Are You 你的性格符合電影 X-men 中哪一個角色
測驗結果: Wolverine 金剛狼
You have the ability to heal yourself and as a bonus have your bones replace by metal. You are on a mission to find true happiness but your anger and obsession to help others is holding you back. And you wear yellow spandex.
感想: 金剛狼... 我只能說我希望自己是一隻打不死的金剛狼, 但我不喜歡黃色緊身衣. 不過 Hugh Jackman 是我的夢中情人, 看到他照片都會流口水...
測驗主題: How Girly Are You 你有多少女人味
測驗結果: Total Tom Boy 嗯...沒有 (泣)
You are the type who doesn't really like those high heels, but would rather flats and a not so fancy dress. You love wacky dirty stuff like dirt bikes and dont really care what your hair looks like!
感想: 我的女人味就像國王的新衣, 要有智慧的男人才看得到 (那結果是有還是沒有?)
測驗主題: Are You Angel or Devil 你是天使還是惡魔
測驗結果: Pure Angel 心地善良又純真人間極品白鳥麗子之叫我第一名小天使
(我的唬爛翻譯功力真是不得了呀~~)
You are the purest of all the humans, you have never told a lie and you have always done your homework. You have done your household chores, and when your parents say no to a handphone, you obey them. When you are not allowed to play the computer, you don't play. When... never mind, you already get it. You are also known as "goody-two-shoes" by the greater devils. Many people enjoy having you around. Keep this up! ^-^ And I hope you didn't lie just to get this result of course. =.=
感想: 個測驗真是神準呀!! 嘔~~我感動得眼淚都要流出來了~~~ T.T
測驗主題: Who Would Be Your Celebrity Boyfriend 你適合和哪位明星談戀愛
測驗結果: Will Smith 威爾史密斯
You're matched with funny man, Will Smith. Even with those ears, he's one good looking man. He is certainly one for long-term relationships, see that he's been with Jada since 1997. He's definitely one dedicated family man.
感想: 之前被朋友嘲笑我很得黑人緣, 所以這個結果一出來就是一陣爆笑. 我必須說我真的不是外貿協會, 我比較注重內涵和幽默感. 還有嘲笑我的, 告訴你有黑人緣沒啥了不起, 根據統計最多找我搭訕的是墨西哥中年肥佬. 怎麼樣怕了吧??
先說明那些測驗都很白痴, 答案的選項沒常識爆爛又低級, 不過測出的準確度卻高得令人驚奇, 以我而言應該有 80% 是準的. 大家參考看看唷:
測驗主題: How Bitchy Are You 你有多賤
測驗結果: Bitchyhelly 很賤
Whenever you just need to yell and say to other people something nasty and rude, you just don't have the heart to say something nice...Please go back to yourself, find out something wrong with your brain :)
感想: 哇真是一真見血...
我或許十年前是這樣, 不過現在社會化得非常完整, 而且雖然我是遇賤則賤, 見鬼說鬼話, 但是我對朋友可是很有義氣的呢!
測驗主題: What Is the Darker Side of You? 你性格中的黑暗面
測驗結果: Rage 我是暴君
You get sudden outbursts of anger and get out of control, you become another person and nothing can stand in your way.
感想: 好啦, 我承認遇到白痴時我的脾氣就會變得很差, 突然間生起氣來. 但是我生氣絕對有非常充分的理由, 而且同樣的情況別人遇到也會生氣, 只不過我的氣稍微多一~點~點~~~ 總之我還算很有理性的, 絕不是一個會耍大小姐脾氣或大姨媽來就會發瘋的怪物.
測驗主題: What Fruit Are You 你像哪種水果
測驗結果: I'm Pomegranate 石榴
You are unconventional, unique, and just a little bit tart. you know how to make a lasting impression and often do so with your zest for life.
感想: 嗯... (辭窮) 石榴是一種非常好的水果, 其中含有維他命 ABCDEFGHIJK, 還是非常好的抗氧化劑唷!!
測驗主題: What Celebrity do you look like 你長得像哪位明星
測驗結果: Kristin Kreuk 超人前傳 Smallville 的女主角, 就是她:
感想: 對於這個結果我只能說真是見鬼了~~~
測驗主題: How Much Can You Love Someone 你會為愛付出多少
測驗結果: 37 Degree 似乎不太多
you believe strongly in" every action has an equal and opposite reaction"... thus it results a practical lover
感想: 對於感情, 是, 我很計較. 而且一遇到詭異的狀況, 酸得比誰都快. 但我也是有血有淚, 會主動付出的. 據統計, 我的前男友們最欣賞我的特質就是任勞任怨, 溫柔婉約, 貼心又可人 (喂, 別吐了!) 好啦其實我最被他們欣賞的就是我的異想天開和搞笑功力, 這可是雙子座的特色呢!
測驗主題: How Do Guys Think About You 異性如何看你
測驗結果: Confusing 傷腦筋
they can see that your not sure about alot of things, but they know you can be a great girl once you make a decision.
感想: 如果某位男士不確定我在想什麼, 結果只有二種: 1.他是白痴, 或是 2.他沒有重要到讓我想讓他知道我在想什麼. 所以對我發出訊號感到困擾的人, 別困擾了, 我對你沒意思.
測驗主題: Which X-men Character Are You 你的性格符合電影 X-men 中哪一個角色
測驗結果: Wolverine 金剛狼
You have the ability to heal yourself and as a bonus have your bones replace by metal. You are on a mission to find true happiness but your anger and obsession to help others is holding you back. And you wear yellow spandex.
感想: 金剛狼... 我只能說我希望自己是一隻打不死的金剛狼, 但我不喜歡黃色緊身衣. 不過 Hugh Jackman 是我的夢中情人, 看到他照片都會流口水...
測驗主題: How Girly Are You 你有多少女人味
測驗結果: Total Tom Boy 嗯...沒有 (泣)
You are the type who doesn't really like those high heels, but would rather flats and a not so fancy dress. You love wacky dirty stuff like dirt bikes and dont really care what your hair looks like!
感想: 我的女人味就像國王的新衣, 要有智慧的男人才看得到 (那結果是有還是沒有?)
測驗主題: Are You Angel or Devil 你是天使還是惡魔
測驗結果: Pure Angel 心地善良又純真人間極品白鳥麗子之叫我第一名小天使
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You are the purest of all the humans, you have never told a lie and you have always done your homework. You have done your household chores, and when your parents say no to a handphone, you obey them. When you are not allowed to play the computer, you don't play. When... never mind, you already get it. You are also known as "goody-two-shoes" by the greater devils. Many people enjoy having you around. Keep this up! ^-^ And I hope you didn't lie just to get this result of course. =.=
感想: 個測驗真是神準呀!! 嘔~~我感動得眼淚都要流出來了~~~ T.T
測驗主題: Who Would Be Your Celebrity Boyfriend 你適合和哪位明星談戀愛
測驗結果: Will Smith 威爾史密斯
You're matched with funny man, Will Smith. Even with those ears, he's one good looking man. He is certainly one for long-term relationships, see that he's been with Jada since 1997. He's definitely one dedicated family man.
感想: 之前被朋友嘲笑我很得黑人緣, 所以這個結果一出來就是一陣爆笑. 我必須說我真的不是外貿協會, 我比較注重內涵和幽默感. 還有嘲笑我的, 告訴你有黑人緣沒啥了不起, 根據統計最多找我搭訕的是墨西哥中年肥佬. 怎麼樣怕了吧??
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